{"id":9121,"date":"2007-05-24T15:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T22:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9121"},"modified":"2007-05-24T15:41:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T22:41:00","slug":"a-post-that-explores-what-life-might-be-like-if-oatmeal-could-speak-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9121","title":{"rendered":"A post that explores what life might be like if oatmeal could speak, 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>oatmeal<\/b>:&nbsp; &#8220;The Cream of Wheat man?&nbsp;  An affirmative action hire, no doubt in my mind.&nbsp; I mean,  the guy can&#8217;t even boil his own <i>water<\/i>, for Chrissakes&#8212;and he wouldn&#8217;t know kasha if it showed up at his door wearing a sign saying, &#8216;Hello, I&#8217;m FUCKING KASHA.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Of course, you didn&#8217;t hear any of this from <i>me<\/i>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oatmeal:&nbsp; &#8220;The Cream of Wheat man?&nbsp; An affirmative action hire, no doubt in my mind.&nbsp; I mean, the guy can&#8217;t even boil his own water, for Chrissakes&#8212;and he wouldn&#8217;t know kasha if it showed up at his door wearing a sign saying, &#8216;Hello, I&#8217;m FUCKING KASHA.&#8221; &#8220;Of course, you didn&#8217;t hear any of this from me&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}