{"id":9046,"date":"2007-05-13T17:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T00:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9046"},"modified":"2007-05-13T17:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T00:57:00","slug":"dan-collins-is-teh-suxor1-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9046","title":{"rendered":"Dan Collins Is Teh SuxOr!!1\/! [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, <a href=\"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?\/weblog\/entry\/23065\/\" title=\"I made a big stink\">I made a big stink<\/a> about Opie and Anthony and their Condi-raping guest.&nbsp; Turns out that if you listen to the uncut version of the episode, dudes were mocking the moron who had the violent fantasies about her.&nbsp; So, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailygut.com\/?i=2722\" title=\"in response to Treacher\">in response to Treacher<\/a>, I hereby kneel in the spring crudwash at the shoulder of the road, toss fistfuls of broken glass upon myself, rend my garments, tear my hair out, and scratch my face.&nbsp; Which means I pretty much look like I do after any other weekend&#8217;s stagger home from hanging with the chavos at Cielito Lindo.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nMy apologies, whoever you are.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUPDATE: Jim provides <a href=\"http:\/\/jimtreacher.com\/archives\/001509.html\" title=\"the context\">the context<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I made a big stink about Opie and Anthony and their Condi-raping guest.&nbsp; Turns out that if you listen to the uncut version of the episode, dudes were mocking the moron who had the violent fantasies about her.&nbsp; So, in response to Treacher, I hereby kneel in the spring crudwash at the shoulder of the road, toss fistfuls of broken glass upon myself, rend my garments, tear my hair<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9046\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}