{"id":9037,"date":"2007-05-14T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9037"},"modified":"2007-05-14T19:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T02:15:00","slug":"a-citizen-journalist-who-happened-to-be-outside-at-the-time-reports-on-a-sudden-and-particularly-violent-hail-storm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9037","title":{"rendered":"a CITIZEN JOURNALIST, who happened to be outside at the time, reports on a sudden and particularly violent hail storm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uh, that&#8217;s ice.&nbsp; Balls of ice, in fact&#8212;falling from the sky like  Rocky Mountain oysters from miniature, castrated ice bulls.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBest go inside.&nbsp;  Now.&nbsp; Because I certainly don&#8217;t want my tombstone to read, &#8221;<i>Here lies Jeff.&nbsp; Beaten into a bloody pulp by tiny bull balls made from ice.<\/i>&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWhat would the dead neighbors think?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nDeveloping&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh, that&#8217;s ice.&nbsp; Balls of ice, in fact&#8212;falling from the sky like Rocky Mountain oysters from miniature, castrated ice bulls. Best go inside.&nbsp; Now.&nbsp; Because I certainly don&#8217;t want my tombstone to read, &#8221;Here lies Jeff.&nbsp; Beaten into a bloody pulp by tiny bull balls made from ice.&#8221; What would the dead neighbors think? Developing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}