{"id":8979,"date":"2007-05-07T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=8979"},"modified":"2007-05-07T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T00:08:00","slug":"when-good-theatrical-props-go-bad-loosely-based-on-a-dream-i-had-about-david-cassidy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=8979","title":{"rendered":"When good theatrical props go bad (loosely based on a dream I had about David Cassidy)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat :<\/b> “Listen, pal.  Without me, you’d still be busing tables and playing a foppish cat at some godawful dinner theater.  So thank your lucky stars we met, and when I tell you to go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD, go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD—or else I’ll be forced to find one of the gazillion other<\/i> desperate Josephs who’ll do just about anything for a shot on Broadway—including polishing my buttons without first having to do 8 tequila shots and some X.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat : “Listen, pal.  Without me, you’d still be busing tables and playing a foppish cat at some godawful dinner theater.  So thank your lucky stars we met, and when I tell you to go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD, go buy me a hoagie and a forty of MGD—or else I’ll be forced to find one of the gazillion other desperate Josephs who’ll<\/p>\n

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