{"id":8580,"date":"2007-03-13T13:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=8580"},"modified":"2007-03-13T13:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T20:20:00","slug":"unless-youre-a-politician-or-the-huffpo-or-ap-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=8580","title":{"rendered":"Unless You’re a Politician (or The HuffPo or AP) [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"

You Can’t Travel Back in Time, Scientists Say<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nOpening wormhole requires more energy investment than getting laid in high school.<\/i>\n<\/p>\n

\nUPDATE: Or Germany<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nLegless panda needs a hand to improve sex life<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nNo comment.\n<\/p>\n

\nOops!<\/a> Huge Distant Galaxy Actually Small and Close\n<\/p>\n

\n“Little.  Far away.  Little.  Far away.”
\n
\n“I’m still not getting it, Ted.”\n<\/p>\n

\nDon’t skip The View<\/i>.\n<\/p>\n

\nFemale ‘Fat Talk’ Mandatory<\/a>, Study Finds\n<\/p>\n

\nMoney quote: Self-degradation is predictable<\/i>\n<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I blame the mammocentrism<\/a>:\n<\/p>\n

\n

It’s unlikely mammals and dinosaurs could have shared power<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\nI thought Anna Nicole had died, too . . .\n<\/p>\n

\nWoman weds corpse… <\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nI suspect this was an inside job<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nUPDATED AGAIN: You think you have computer problems<\/a>?\n<\/p>\n

\nNEWLY AGAIN UPDATED: F*cking <\/i>Preston Taylor Holmes has it rough<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You Can’t Travel Back in Time, Scientists Say Opening wormhole requires more energy investment than getting laid in high school. UPDATE: Or Germany Legless panda needs a hand to improve sex life No comment. Oops! Huge Distant Galaxy Actually Small and Close “Little.  Far away.  Little.  Far away.” “I’m still not getting it, Ted.” Don’t skip The View. Female ‘Fat Talk’ Mandatory, Study Finds Money quote: Self-degradation is predictable<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}