{"id":7973,"date":"2006-12-15T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-16T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7973"},"modified":"2006-12-15T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T00:01:00","slug":"scottish-sympathy-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7973","title":{"rendered":"Scottish Sympathy [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is a bit like iodine.&nbsp; My friend Frank Pulley sends this joke:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the<br \/>\n<br \/>\nentertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  He was playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asked the<br \/>\n<br \/>\naudience for total quiet.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands &#8230; once every<br \/>\n<br \/>\nfew seconds.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  &#8220;Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd,<br \/>\n<br \/>\npierces the silence &#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\n  >\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.repubblica.it\/2005\/j\/gallerie\/gente\/bono-in-africa\/esterne122348321205234915_big.jpg\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n  > &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; &#8220;Well, fukin&#8217; stop doin&#8217; it then!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is a bit like iodine.&nbsp; My friend Frank Pulley sends this joke: Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. He was playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands &#8230; once every few seconds. Holding the audience<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7973\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}