me:<\/b> “So. How’s it hanging?”\n<\/p>\n
\nwreath:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n
\nme:<\/b> “Get it? How’s it hanging<\/i>?”\n<\/p>\n
\nwreath<\/b>:\n<\/p>\n
\nme:<\/b> “Well, I <\/i>thought it was clever –”\n<\/p>\n
\nwreath:<\/b> “– Look, Jewboy. It’s bad enough I have to spend Christmas strapped to the door of a non-believer. But for $14.99 I ain’t about <\/i>to laugh at your lame-ass jokes, too. That’s what those $149 Pottery Barn ‘oversized magnolia garlands’ are for. They’re the high-priced hookers of the Holiday trade—for a price, they’ll giggle non-stop like naughty Catholic school girls on a X.”\n<\/p>\n
\nwreath:<\/b> “Of course, you being a Jew and all, you went with a cheap, seasoned street whore like me. Which, let’s face it: I can’t say I’m really surprised<\/i> by that. Can you?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
me: “So. How’s it hanging?” wreath: me: “Get it? How’s it hanging?” wreath: me: “Well, I thought it was clever –” wreath: “– Look, Jewboy. It’s bad enough I have to spend Christmas strapped to the door of a non-believer. But for $14.99 I ain’t about to laugh at your lame-ass jokes, too. That’s what those $149 Pottery Barn ‘oversized magnolia garlands’ are for. They’re the high-priced hookers of the<\/p>\n