{"id":7686,"date":"2006-11-13T07:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7686"},"modified":"2006-11-13T07:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T14:48:00","slug":"party-with-a-moron-for-the-children-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7686","title":{"rendered":"Party With A Moron (FOR THE CHILDREN) [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the drags of posting on a high-profile blog like Jeff&#8217;s Joint is that lunatics sign you up for email services from places and things they figure will annoy you, like this:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>NCL and Rosie O\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2Donnell would like you to join us aboard Norwegian Pearl<br \/>\n<br \/>\nfor a 1-night cruise benefiting Rosie\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s For All Kids Foundation \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153<br \/>\n<br \/>\na not-for-profit organization dedicated to helping America\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s kids.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFriday, December 15, 2006<br \/>\n<br \/>\nPort of Miami, Terminal 10<br \/>\n<br \/>\nEmbarkation begins at 2 pm<br \/>\n<br \/>\nSail away at 6 pm\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAll Proceeds from Stateroom Accommodations &amp; Fares go to the Foundation<br \/>\n<br \/>\nInside\t$250 per person\tMini-Suite\t$750 per person<br \/>\n<br \/>\nOceanview\t$350 per person\tPenthouse\t$1,500 per person<br \/>\n<br \/>\nBalcony\t$500 per person\tCourtyard Villa\t $2,500 per person<br \/>\n<br \/>\nOwner\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s Suite $3,000 per person<br \/>\n<br \/>\nPrices include accommodations, all meals and beverages including alcohol, special Broadway-style show starring Rosie O\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2Donnell and friends, Second City comedy and more.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nTo book call 800.327.7030.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nGovernment-issued photo ID required at check-in \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a2 Carry-on luggage only \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a2 Resort casual attire Corporate packages available.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a92006 NCL CORPORATION LTD. SHIP&#8217;S REGISTRY: BAHAMAS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nWell, at least it includes alcohol, eh?&nbsp; Still, defecating me is the thing you&#8217;ve got to be doing.&nbsp; On the other hand, she must have unique insight into the issues facing &#8220;All Kids,&#8221; if you get my drift.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;d also like to mention that a couple of days ago, over at Patterico&#8217;s there was a story about a ban on Lapp dancing involving touching meant to arouse in Las Vegas being upheld as illegal by the Nevada State Supreme Court.&nbsp; The Lapps are a proud people, and suffered greatly under Soviet persecution.&nbsp; Somehow, they&#8217;ve managed to hold onto their languages, much of their culture, their costume, their folkloric and song traditions.&nbsp; If their dances involved touching, for the purposes of arousal or not, I don&#8217;t understand how this is somehow meant to represent a threat to the morals of the citizens of Vegas.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know how many Lapps there are there, but it seems to me that they ought to be afforded equal protection with the rest of the pervs in that weirdo burgh.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIf Frankie and the boys were still there, badda-bing, badda-boom . . . first time he saw somebody trying to push around a Lapp, lights out, baby.&nbsp; He was a <i>real<\/i> American, even if he was an Eye-Tie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the drags of posting on a high-profile blog like Jeff&#8217;s Joint is that lunatics sign you up for email services from places and things they figure will annoy you, like this: NCL and Rosie O\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2Donnell would like you to join us aboard Norwegian Pearl for a 1-night cruise benefiting Rosie\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s For All Kids Foundation \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 a not-for-profit organization dedicated to helping America\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s kids. 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