{"id":7659,"date":"2006-11-15T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7659"},"modified":"2006-11-15T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T00:38:00","slug":"monkyboy-credo-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7659","title":{"rendered":"Monkyboy Credo [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a very busy day, and won&#8217;t be able to post much, but for your fisking pleasure, I bring you monkyboy:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I believe:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n1. John Kerry served in Vietnam.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n2. While he was there, he was involved in combat.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThat\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve never heard two soldiers who were involved in the same battle agree on every single detail.&nbsp; It\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s not like they have the time or the viewpoint to see the complete \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201ctruth.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI looked into the swiftboaties claims after the election.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI ignored the tales of anyone who didn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t actually participate in the same battles that Kerry did&#8230;that eliminated almost all the swiftboaties.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nOf the few that were actually in the same battles as Kerry, by their own accounts, they were in no position to even see how Kerry acted during those battles, much less pass judgement on his actions.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI imagine their tales are still good enough for the faith-based community to continue to believe in, though&#8230;that\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s the whole point of belonging to it, isn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t it?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAs wishbone was brave enough to admit&#8230;he believes in whatever helps him sleep at night\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nYou don&#8217;t have to bring in any of the 1001 Arabian Nights&#8217; Tales that Hisheadisodd told Teresa, some of which have been shared with the public&#8211;but you may if you want.&nbsp; Remember, you ought to have some facts at your disposal, because those reality-based people aren&#8217;t easily fooled, unlike the faith-based.&nbsp; They have perfectly logical, unbiased and well-researched reasons for choosing to believe as they do.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t read <i>Wired<\/i> in a very long time, but in his article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/14.11\/atheism.html\" title=\"\"The Church of the Non-Believers\"\">&#8220;The Church of the Non-Believers&#8221;<\/a> Gary Wolf talks about the absurd rhetoric of the Radical Atheists, Dawkins and Dennett included, and concludes:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The New Atheists have castigated fundamentalism and branded even the mildest religious liberals as enablers of a vengeful mob. Everybody who does not join them is an ally of the Taliban. But, so far, their provocation has failed to take hold. Given all the religious trauma in the world, I take this as good news. Even those of us who sympathize intellectually have good reasons to wish that the New Atheists continue to seem absurd. If we reject their polemics, if we continue to have respectful conversations even about things we find ridiculous, this doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean we&#8217;ve lost our convictions or our sanity. It simply reflects our deepest, democratic values. Or, you might say, our bedrock faith: the faith that no matter how confident we are in our beliefs, there&#8217;s always a chance we could turn out to be wrong.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/11\/14\/toy.jesus.ap\/index.html\" title=\"Toys for Tots rejects talking Jesus dolls\">Toys for Tots rejects talking Jesus dolls<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelmain.com\/jesus_moses_body.jpg\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nTalking Jesus, left; Talking Moses, right<br \/>\n<br \/>\nNote to Mel Gibson: neither speaks Hebrew or Aramaic\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A talking Jesus doll has been turned down by the Marine Reserves&#8217; Toys for Tots program.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nA Los Angeles company offered to donate 4,000 of the 1-foot-tall dolls, which quote Bible verses, for distribution to needy children this holiday season.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\n. . . .\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>As a government entity, Marines &#8220;don&#8217;t profess one religion over another,&#8221; Grein said Tuesday. &#8220;We can&#8217;t take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\n. . . .\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>According to the company&#8217;s Web site, the button-activated, bearded Jesus, dressed in hand-sewn cloth outfits and sandals, recites Scripture such as &#8220;I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again&#8221; and &#8220;Love your neighbor as yourself.&#8221; It has a $20 retail value.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nGrein questioned whether children would welcome a gift designed for religious instruction.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nNo kidding.&nbsp; On the other hand, it might have some interesting debates with Magic 8-Ball, that resemble some of the comment threads with monkyboy.&nbsp; Action Commando Counter-Jihadi Jesus, though . . . that would be cool.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNo word on whether the Marine Corps is accepting 1000 offered Tickle-Me Greenwald dolls.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/pandagon.net\/2006\/11\/14\/toys-for-tots-talking-jesus-dolls-need-not-apply\/\" title=\"Pandagon\">Pandagon<\/a>, typically, weighs in half-cocked:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The fundies are drop-kicked again, this time for trying to foist a talking Jesus doll on Toys for Tots, which rejected the offer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nShe has a nice round-up of outraged Freeper comments.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNow try to follow me here, because what I&#8217;m about to say is . . . worldly.&nbsp; But do you suppose there&#8217;s any chance that the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear subsidiary that offered the dolls calculated that they wouldn&#8217;t be accepted, and that there would be a media windfall?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a very busy day, and won&#8217;t be able to post much, but for your fisking pleasure, I bring you monkyboy: I believe: 1. John Kerry served in Vietnam. 2. While he was there, he was involved in combat. That\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s it. I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve never heard two soldiers who were involved in the same battle agree on every single detail.&nbsp; It\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s not like they have the time or the viewpoint to<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7659\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}