{"id":7630,"date":"2006-11-18T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T13:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7630"},"modified":"2006-11-18T06:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-18T13:15:00","slug":"the-a-poem-celebrating-cheese-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7630","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;a poem celebrating cheese&#8221; poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even were you not to melt<br \/>\n<br \/>\nlike snowflakes on a hot,<br \/>\n<br \/>\nmoist tongue, I&#8217;d still sing<br \/>\n<br \/>\nyour praises&#8212;you, general of<br \/>\n<br \/>\nthe proper taco, king of any<br \/>\n<br \/>\n pizza not made to order for<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;creepy<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vegans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even were you not to melt like snowflakes on a hot, moist tongue, I&#8217;d still sing your praises&#8212;you, general of the proper taco, king of any pizza not made to order for &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;creepy &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vegans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-protein-wisdom-original-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}