{"id":7622,"date":"2006-11-18T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-19T04:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7622"},"modified":"2006-11-18T21:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T04:30:00","slug":"ps3-rage-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7622","title":{"rendered":"PS3 Rage [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m hanging out in line at Best Buy to get a PS3, been there all night, and I&#8217;m third in line, when all of a sudden this desperate-looking white boy comes up to me and says he&#8217;ll give me a grand from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dartblog.com\/data\/006620.html\" title=\"John Edwards\">John Edwards<\/a> to let him have my spot.&nbsp; Well, he looked so sad I said okay, and he gave me ten crisp $100 bills, and thanked me.&nbsp; So when whitey comes out to the parking lot, I show him my pistol and make him put the box in my trunk.&nbsp; He looked like he was gonna cry.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnyway, it&#8217;s a sweet machine, and I got a pretty good deal on it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUPDATE:&nbsp; Yo! Grand Theft Auto plays awesome on this box!&nbsp; Check it out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m hanging out in line at Best Buy to get a PS3, been there all night, and I&#8217;m third in line, when all of a sudden this desperate-looking white boy comes up to me and says he&#8217;ll give me a grand from John Edwards to let him have my spot.&nbsp; Well, he looked so sad I said okay, and he gave me ten crisp $100 bills, and thanked me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7622\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}