{"id":7610,"date":"2006-11-20T06:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T13:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7610"},"modified":"2006-11-20T06:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T13:58:00","slug":"wife-tired-of-waterboarding-you-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7610","title":{"rendered":"Wife Tired of Waterboarding You?&#160; [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buy her this for Christmas:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chipchick.blogs.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/00529511.jpg\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chipchick.com\/2006\/10\/shocking_liar_g.html\" title=\"Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim\">Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim<\/a> and begin questioning them, if they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a volt. We&#8217;re assuming this isn&#8217;t really dangerous&#8230; The Shocking Liar game retails for $19.99 at Spencers.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nSpecial price when you buy it with the Fucking Asshole game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buy her this for Christmas: Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim and begin questioning them, if they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a volt. We&#8217;re assuming this isn&#8217;t really dangerous&#8230; The Shocking Liar game retails for $19.99 at Spencers. Special price when you buy it with the Fucking Asshole game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}