{"id":7474,"date":"2006-10-25T23:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T06:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7474"},"modified":"2006-10-25T23:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T06:22:00","slug":"if-instead-of-a-moderate-democratic-upstart-angling-to-become-a-congressional-power-player-harold-ford-jr-were-a-machine-screw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=7474","title":{"rendered":"If instead of a moderate Democratic upstart angling to become a Congressional power player, Harold Ford Jr were a machine screw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ford Jr<\/b>:&nbsp; &#8220;Party?&nbsp; Sure, I&#8217;m in.&nbsp; Just make sure you load up the guest list with plenty of polished, phat lug nuts who enjoy a little hot tub play.&nbsp; Otherwise, I may as well just save some time and have my service send over some coke and a couple of hex nuts for half an hour.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ford Jr:&nbsp; &#8220;Party?&nbsp; Sure, I&#8217;m in.&nbsp; Just make sure you load up the guest list with plenty of polished, phat lug nuts who enjoy a little hot tub play.&nbsp; Otherwise, I may as well just save some time and have my service send over some coke and a couple of hex nuts for half an hour.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}