“I see Jeff is moving you into the new digs.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Yea. I hate it.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Why?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“He upgraded the locks. Makes it harder to break out.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Doesn’t mean you can’t snipe out the window.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Armored glass.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“That’s a bummer. Care for a drink?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Coke would be nice. Thanks.\n<\/p>\n
\n“Oh, he also blocked access to certain sites on my computer.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Porn?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Firearms.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Now that is a bummer.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Thou kiddeth not. How am I going to keep up on the latest ammo for my .50cal? I have my eye on a round that can go through three cop cars and two human bodies, and still smell minty fresh.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Feel your pain.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“You have ballooned, Mr. Clinton.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Anyway… The Borg have declined your request for asylum. They don’t need the emotional stress.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“So it’s talk with Goldstein’s people.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“With the proper attitude and a good lawyer I’m sure he’ll drop the ball and chain. But the THC pump is going to be harder.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Damn it! I have nothing against getting mellow, but on my schedule for crying out loud.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Well, looks like this is it.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Yeah, looks like it. You know Kellogg, after all this time I have concluded that you are an annoying dweeb.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“While you are a pyschopathic insectivore.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“How long before the restraining order goes into effect?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“‘Bout half an hour.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Good, that’ll give me plenty of time to get out of the kill zone. See you sometime.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Not if my aim’s improved.”\n<\/p>\n
\nSFX: sound of tiny feet on linoleum, followed by door opening and closing. Followed, in turn, by the sounds of a car door opening and closing and a car engine starting up. Sound of car driving away.\n<\/p>\n
\n“Wonder when he’ll notice the banded kraits?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“YEARGGGGH!”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Must’ve sat on one.”\n<\/p>\n