1. a naked “escort”, whose exuberance for Special K left her in a deep dark place from which neither a series of cold compresses nor two shots of adrenaline were able to successfully retrieve her.\n<\/p>\n
\n2. a “virtual” hotel registration card, containing a license plate number and name (both real and both duly registered with the Colorado MVA).\n<\/p>\n
\n3. a dead hotel night clerk named “Edward” who was strangled with his own Joseph Abboud tie by someone who is having trouble negotiating the Motel 6 computer system. For instance, what the fuck <\/i>does “use F8 for additional access” mean<\/i>? I don’t need “additional access.” Just your basic, standard access.\n<\/p>\n
\nAnyone<\/i>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. a naked “escort”, whose exuberance for Special K left her in a deep dark place from which neither a series of cold compresses nor two shots of adrenaline were able to successfully retrieve her. 2. a “virtual” hotel registration card, containing a license plate number and name (both real and both duly registered with the Colorado MVA). 3. a dead hotel night clerk named “Edward” who was strangled with<\/p>\n