{"id":5906,"date":"2006-02-12T21:00:37","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T04:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5906"},"modified":"2006-02-12T21:00:37","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T04:00:37","slug":"from-the-guaranteed-icebreakers-at-university-conference-panel-discussions-on-descartes-and-his-refusal-to-bend-to-both-aristotelian-and-scholastic-philosophical-traditions-in-an-attempt-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5906","title":{"rendered":"From the &#8220;Guaranteed icebreakers at university conference panel discussions on Descartes and his refusal to bend to both Aristotelian and Scholastic philosophical  traditions in an attempt to usher in the Enlightenment by merging philosophy with the hard sciences using a method of hyperbolic doubt&#8221; series"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Descartes walks into a laundromat with a load of soiled linen (bedding, some whites), whereupon he is approached almost immediately by a beautiful, doe-eyed young woman who explains to him that the change machine is busted.&nbsp; &#8220;You wouldn&#8217;t happen to have any spare quarters you could part with, would you?&#8221; she asks, lowering her eyes and offering up a shy smile.&nbsp; &#8220;I have bills.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To which Descartes, a bit flustered&#8212;and aware of the exact change he has in his pockets&#8212;replies, &#8220;Unfortunately, my dear lady, I think not.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And *<i>poof<\/i>*!&nbsp; He disappears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Descartes walks into a laundromat with a load of soiled linen (bedding, some whites), whereupon he is approached almost immediately by a beautiful, doe-eyed young woman who explains to him that the change machine is busted.&nbsp; &#8220;You wouldn&#8217;t happen to have any spare quarters you could part with, would you?&#8221; she asks, lowering her eyes and offering up a shy smile.&nbsp; &#8220;I have bills.&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To which Descartes, a bit<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5906\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}