{"id":5447,"date":"2005-10-28T05:03:27","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T12:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5447"},"modified":"2005-10-28T05:03:27","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T12:03:27","slug":"red-pills-found-behind-the-sofa-cushions-analepsis-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5447","title":{"rendered":"red pills found behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, he let it slip after pulling 16 moist hits off a 250 gram block of primo Moroccan hash and eating an entire white pizza&#8212;but still, when the dolphin in the pea coat tells you that &#8220;Val&#8221; Plame hasn&#8217;t been &#8220;covert&#8221; since a 1994 incident involving two bottles of Ikon, a dwarfish North Korean dignitary, and an unfortunate karaoke slip-up, well, let&#8217;s just say you put down the waterpipe and the Batman graphic novel and <i>listen<\/i>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, he let it slip after pulling 16 moist hits off a 250 gram block of primo Moroccan hash and eating an entire white pizza&#8212;but still, when the dolphin in the pea coat tells you that &#8220;Val&#8221; Plame hasn&#8217;t been &#8220;covert&#8221; since a 1994 incident involving two bottles of Ikon, a dwarfish North Korean dignitary, and an unfortunate karaoke slip-up, well, let&#8217;s just say you put down the waterpipe and<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=5447\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-red-pills-found-behind-the-sofa-cushions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}