{"id":52359,"date":"2014-01-03T10:42:20","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T17:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=52359"},"modified":"2014-01-03T11:09:40","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T18:09:40","slug":"epa-moves-to-regulate-new-wood-stoves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=52359","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;EPA moves to regulate new wood stoves&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/national\/health-science\/epa-moves-to-regulate-new-wood-stoves\/2014\/01\/03\/b08cb232-7484-11e3-8b3f-b1666705ca3b_story.html?Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost\">And not a moment too soon. <\/a>Ever since humans got their hands on fire, it&#8217;s been nothing but hell on earth, the very air so dense with wood particulates that, on occasion, rustic, makeshift swing sets have been known to spontaneously generate in the skies above New England.<\/p>\n<p>God bless the bureaucrats who daily save us from ourselves.  I mean, how many rednecks have to burn down the garage deep frying a turkey before we just admit that it&#8217;s time to hand the life keys over to the Parent State?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And not a moment too soon. Ever since humans got their hands on fire, it&#8217;s been nothing but hell on earth, the very air so dense with wood particulates that, on occasion, rustic, makeshift swing sets have been known to spontaneously generate in the skies above New England. God bless the bureaucrats who daily save us from ourselves. I mean, how many rednecks have to burn down the garage deep<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=52359\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52362,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52359\/revisions\/52362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}