Clearly, God wasn’t happy that the naive and presumptuous Visigoths used their mob siege powers to overtake and depose two sitting Democratic Senators, including the Senate President, for failing to represent them and for running their initial campaigns under false pretenses.<\/p>\n
And by “God,” I of course me global climate change and all its accoutrements:\u00a0 rain, wind, flash floods, hurricanes, heat waves, droughts, microbursts, heavy snowfall, very low temperatures, tsunamis, unusually mild weather, greenhouse gas canopies that overload us with oxygen, hail storms, lightning storms, wild fires, dam bursts, melting ice caps, significant global cooling, animal attacks caused by urban sprawl and a lack of food for natural predators, etc.<\/p>\n
— Although one has to wonder why Boulder<\/em> — a city enclosed in a bubble of Hippie liberalism and progressive activism — was among the cities hardest hit.<\/p>\n But I suppose ours is not to question His ways.\u00a0 The Lord — and by that I of course means global climate change — works in mysterious ways.\u00a0 Or else by gravity, with mountain runoff flooding whatever happens to be convenient.\u00a0 Either way.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Clearly, God wasn’t happy that the naive and presumptuous Visigoths used their mob siege powers to overtake and depose two sitting Democratic Senators, including the Senate President, for failing to represent them and for running their initial campaigns under false pretenses. And by “God,” I of course me global climate change and all its accoutrements:\u00a0 rain, wind, flash floods, hurricanes, heat waves, droughts, microbursts, heavy snowfall, very low temperatures, tsunamis,<\/p>\n