{"id":49535,"date":"2013-06-03T11:22:27","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T17:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=49535"},"modified":"2013-06-03T15:47:21","modified_gmt":"2013-06-03T21:47:21","slug":"doubts-emerge-on-senates-gang-of-eight-immigration-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=49535","title":{"rendered":"“Doubts Emerge on Senate\u2019s \u2018Gang of Eight\u2019 Immigration Bill”"},"content":{"rendered":"

So passive, that headline.\u00a0 As if these doubts had been away on holiday, enjoying some time with the family at Fisherman’s Wharf, only to come home and find that Marco Rubio, John McCain, and Chuck Schumer had broken into their house, thrown a Cinco De Mayo party, then left the doors unlocked — and now suddenly 20 million illegals are squatting in their living room, their shed, and the kids’ backyard tree fort, and the smell of pica de gallo is every<\/em>where.<\/p>\n

I’d have gone with something much less “journalisty”I think.\u00a0 Like, for instance, “Lots of People are Seriously Fucking Angry that a Bunch of Opportunistic Dicks in the Senate Are Trying to Pass Comprehensive Immigration Reform that isn’t Comprehensive, Doesn’t Reform Immigration in the Way Most People Want It To, and Normalizes Illegal Immigration.”<\/a><\/p>\n

Which is probably too long for most journalisty venues.\u00a0 And is yet another reason why respectable news outlets and online opinion leaders don’t want me crashing their parties or joining their clubs.<\/p>\n

And yet…It’s just so me<\/em>, you know…?\u00a0 So I’m a just go for it.<\/p>\n

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So passive, that headline.\u00a0 As if these doubts had been away on holiday, enjoying some time with the family at Fisherman’s Wharf, only to come home and find that Marco Rubio, John McCain, and Chuck Schumer had broken into their house, thrown a Cinco De Mayo party, then left the doors unlocked — and now suddenly 20 million illegals are squatting in their living room, their shed, and the kids’<\/p>\n

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