{"id":48020,"date":"2013-03-14T15:49:19","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T21:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=48020"},"modified":"2013-03-14T15:51:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T21:51:32","slug":"god-particle-discovered-physicists-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=48020","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;&#8216;God particle&#8217; discovered, physicists say&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Called the Higgs boson, the particle was predicted in the 60s by Peter Higgs to help explain what gives matter and electrons their size and shape.<\/p>\n<p>Upon learning of the discovery, an understandably <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/tech\/sciencefair\/2013\/03\/14\/higgs-boson-science-universe\/1987039\/\"> crestfallen Obama<\/a> quietly ordered the IRS to &#8220;audit that fucking thing until it feels so violated that it goes the hell back to where it came from.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Called the Higgs boson, the particle was predicted in the 60s by Peter Higgs to help explain what gives matter and electrons their size and shape. Upon learning of the discovery, an understandably crestfallen Obama quietly ordered the IRS to &#8220;audit that fucking thing until it feels so violated that it goes the hell back to where it came from.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48020"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48022,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48020\/revisions\/48022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}