{"id":4754,"date":"2005-06-18T17:43:09","date_gmt":"2005-06-19T00:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=4754"},"modified":"2005-06-18T17:43:09","modified_gmt":"2005-06-19T00:43:09","slug":"scenes-from-my-driveway-continued-x-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=4754","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from my driveway, continued x 57"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deadbeat neighbor<\/b>:  “Is Thai food really spicy?”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “Depends.  Can be.  Why?”\n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat neighbor<\/b>:  “Because I’m thinking about trying Thai food for lunch, but I’m not sure my stomach can handle it.  Went a little too hard on the tequila last night…”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “Uh huh.  Is that why you’re wearing the nipple clamps?”\n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat neighbor<\/b>:  “Well, that was gonna be my second question:  any idea how to get these goddamn things unfastened?  Because when I tried earlier I came pretty close to ripping the tip of my left nubby clean off.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Is Thai food really spicy?” Me: “Depends.  Can be.  Why?” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Because I’m thinking about trying Thai food for lunch, but I’m not sure my stomach can handle it.  Went a little too hard on the tequila last night…” Me: “Uh huh.  Is that why you’re wearing the nipple clamps?” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Well, that was gonna be my second question:  any idea how to get these goddamn<\/p>\n

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