{"id":43777,"date":"2012-09-25T14:31:22","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T20:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=43777"},"modified":"2012-09-25T14:33:56","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T20:33:56","slug":"so-i-ordered-joel-gilberts-dreams-from-my-real-father-on-dvd-through-amazon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=43777","title":{"rendered":"So. I ordered Joel Gilbert&#8217;s <em>Dreams from my Real Father<\/em> on DVD through Amazon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and was delivered today instead <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crunch-Belly-Butt-Thighs-Bootcamp\/dp\/B000S1MM8E\/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1348604925&#038;sr=1-1&#038;keywords=Crunch%3A++bellies+butts+and+thighs\"><em>Crunch!  Belly, Butt, and Thighs Bootcamp<\/em>.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if some warehouse clerk at Amazon is trying to say something about me, about Gilbert, or about the Obama \/ Davis connection.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe even some unholy combination of the three.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, though? <em> 5 easy steps to the power glutes I&#8217;ve always wanted!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and was delivered today instead Crunch! Belly, Butt, and Thighs Bootcamp. I&#8217;m not sure if some warehouse clerk at Amazon is trying to say something about me, about Gilbert, or about the Obama \/ Davis connection. Or maybe even some unholy combination of the three. On the plus side, though? 5 easy steps to the power glutes I&#8217;ve always wanted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43777"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43779,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43777\/revisions\/43779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}