{"id":41552,"date":"2012-07-01T08:04:08","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T14:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=41552"},"modified":"2012-07-01T09:21:55","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T15:21:55","slug":"dhs-tells-border-patrol-agents-to-run-away-and-hide-from-gunmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=41552","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;DHS Tells Border Patrol Agents To &#8216;Run Away&#8217; And &#8216;Hide&#8217; From Gunmen\u2026&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Which, I guess <a href=\"http:\/\/weaselzippers.us\/2012\/06\/30\/dhs-tells-border-patrol-agents-to-run-away-and-hide-from-gunmen\/\">that&#8217;s<\/a> pretty good advice.\u00a0 I hear some of those drug cartels are armed to teeth with some<em> very<\/em> nice guns.\u00a0 Right, Mr Holder?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, before you fringe Hobbits get all bent out of shape over what on closer inspection is simply a set of very <em>sound<\/em> workplace safety regulations meant to protect our brave men and women in the field &#8212; guns, after all, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.volokh.com\/2012\/06\/23\/osha-targets-shooting-range\/\">are dangerous<\/a>, what with the bullets and all, and they make loud noises and leave lead all over the place, which could cause nasty rashes and rape the dirt &#8212; do know that, as a last resort, the DHS allows its agents to throw their guns at assailants.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Which serves two purposes:\u00a0 it protects the brave men and women in the field from the dangers of firing a gun, and it provides (mostly) illegals working for the cartels the kind of polished, law-enforcement grade firepower that, thanks to that fucker Issa, we can&#8217;t just <em>hand<\/em> to them anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(thanks to geoffB and Mark Levin)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Which, I guess that&#8217;s pretty good advice.\u00a0 I hear some of those drug cartels are armed to teeth with some very nice guns.\u00a0 Right, Mr Holder? Anyway, before you fringe Hobbits get all bent out of shape over what on closer inspection is simply a set of very sound workplace safety regulations meant to protect our brave men and women in the field &#8212; guns, after all, are dangerous,<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=41552\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41552"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41577,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41552\/revisions\/41577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}