{"id":3100,"date":"2004-09-20T17:20:12","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T00:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3100"},"modified":"2004-09-20T17:20:12","modified_gmt":"2004-09-21T00:20:12","slug":"scenes-from-my-driveway-continued-x-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3100","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from my driveway, continued x 37"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deadbeat neighbor<\/b>:  “Dude, what’s up with your nip<\/i>ples.”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe<\/b>:  “Pretty fearsome looking, eh?”\n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat neighbor<\/b>: “Yeah.  Angry, even.”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “I know.  Listen, listen…. You hear that…? \n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat neighbor<\/b>:  “What –?”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “– My nipples just called you a bitch.  How cool is that<\/i>?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Dude, what’s up with your nipples.” Me:  “Pretty fearsome looking, eh?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah.  Angry, even.” Me: “I know.  Listen, listen…. You hear that…?  Deadbeat neighbor:  “What –?” Me: “– My nipples just called you a bitch.  How cool is that?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scenes-from-my-driveway"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}