{"id":3085,"date":"2004-09-22T18:30:37","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T01:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3085"},"modified":"2004-09-22T18:30:37","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T01:30:37","slug":"a-poem-from-1968-revised-by-the-ghost-of-richard-brautigan-2004-twenty-fourth-in-a-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3085","title":{"rendered":"A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (twenty-fourth in a series)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Bacon!\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe moon like:<br \/>\n<br \/>\nmischievous bacon<br \/>\n<br \/>\ncrisps its desire\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(while)\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<s>I harbor myself<\/s> Michael Moore harbors himself<br \/>\n<br \/>\ntoward <s>two<\/s> a half-dozen eggs<br \/>\n<br \/>\nover easy<br \/>\n<br \/>\n[and a drum of<br \/>\n<br \/>\nbutterscotch syrup &#8212;<br \/>\n<br \/>\nwhich he rolls<br \/>\n<br \/>\naround in like<br \/>\n<br \/>\na hog in edible<br \/>\n<br \/>\nsty mud.]<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Bacon! The moon like: mischievous bacon crisps its desire &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(while) I harbor myself Michael Moore harbors himself toward two a half-dozen eggs over easy [and a drum of butterscotch syrup &#8212; which he rolls around in like a hog in edible sty mud.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems-from-196x-revised-by-the-ghost-of-richard-brautigan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}