{"id":3077,"date":"2004-09-23T18:32:46","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T01:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3077"},"modified":"2004-09-23T18:32:46","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T01:32:46","slug":"olde-english-musings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3077","title":{"rendered":"Olde English musings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone doubt that were John Kerry Beowulf, the US would today be pleading with the Franks for permission to write a strongly-worded resolution condemning a nuclear-armed Axis of Evil made up of a dragon, Grendel, and Grendel&#8217;s mom?&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHe&#8217;d probably petition them for permission to &#8220;express his concern&#8221; with North Korea, Iraq, and Iran, too, come to think of it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b><i>update<\/i><\/b>:&nbsp; Response from Gaul, &#8220;Perused your resolution, Beowulf, and we feel your use of &#8216;truculant&#8217; to be far too pointed.&nbsp; Replace it with &#8216;not so very helpful&#8217; and maybe we&#8217;ll talk.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.proteinwisdom.com\/images\/beowulf2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.proteinwisdom.com\/images\/beowulf.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"center\" width=\"440\" height=\"227\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><span class=\"standard11\">click picture for larger version<\/span><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone doubt that were John Kerry Beowulf, the US would today be pleading with the Franks for permission to write a strongly-worded resolution condemning a nuclear-armed Axis of Evil made up of a dragon, Grendel, and Grendel&#8217;s mom?&nbsp; He&#8217;d probably petition them for permission to &#8220;express his concern&#8221; with North Korea, Iraq, and Iran, too, come to think of it. update:&nbsp; Response from Gaul, &#8220;Perused your resolution, Beowulf, and<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3077\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}