{"id":3076,"date":"2004-09-23T22:32:03","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T05:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3076"},"modified":"2004-09-23T22:32:03","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T05:32:03","slug":"9-likely-joe-lockhart-excuses-for-potentially-having-access-to-the-cbs-documents-before-the-report-aired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=3076","title":{"rendered":"9 likely Joe Lockhart excuses for POTENTIALLY having access to the CBS documents before the report aired"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. “While pretending to reach for my package, that Mapes dame slipped them into my pocket.”<\/li>\n
  2. “CBS is on East Coast time, whereas BUSH LIED!”<\/li>\n
  3. “Actually, I had entirely diff<\/i>erent forgeries¹—though I will admit to some coincidental overlap in the termilogy between my <\/i>fake documents and the ones released by CBS.”<\/li>\n
  4. “Why, they were left under my pillow by the forged document fairy, of course”<\/li>\n
  5. “After a night of intense prayer, the text of the documents appeared to me in a dream, etched into a giant soft-boiled egg.”<\/li>\n
  6. “The real question is not how I <\/i>got the documents, but rather can the president answer the charges in<\/i> the documents.”<\/li>\n
  7. “I was going through Karl Rove’s trash, and voila<\/i>!”<\/li>\n
  8. “Bunnies.  And that’s all I’m prepared to say at this juncture.”<\/li>\n
  9. “Hey, don’t look at me.  Max Cleland’s the one you should be talking to…”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \n¹ Dan Rather notes, “Again, the documents are not so much ‘forgeries’ as they are genuine documents produced in an alternate celestial dimension and transported to our plane of existence by poltergeist in an effort to keep Karl Rove’s minions from usurping the Kingdom of God.  And I have no doubt science will one day prove as much.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    “While pretending to reach for my package, that Mapes dame slipped them into my pocket.” “CBS is on East Coast time, whereas BUSH LIED!” “Actually, I had entirely different forgeries¹—though I will admit to some coincidental overlap in the termilogy between my fake documents and the ones released by CBS.” “Why, they were left under my pillow by the forged document fairy, of course” “After a night of intense prayer,<\/p>\n

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