{"id":292,"date":"2001-12-23T08:45:31","date_gmt":"2001-12-23T15:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=292"},"modified":"2001-12-23T08:45:31","modified_gmt":"2001-12-23T15:45:31","slug":"the-suv-as-hate-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"The SUV As Hate Crime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fruitcake Bashing:  &#8220;<i>The Reno Gazette-Journal<\/i>, in an effort to rid its readers&#8217; homes of [fruitcakes], mounted a series of experiments to determine the best way to destroy a gift  &#8216;nearly everyone receives and few actually want,'&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/dailynews.yahoo.com\/h\/nm\/20011221\/od\/fruitcake_dc.html\">Reuters<\/a> reports.  A coupla&#8217; tommygun volleys couldn&#8217;t do the trick &#8212; nor could a free fall onto concrete from two stories.  But the fruitcake proved no match for an SUV and its  3000 lbs of mobile metal, according to Camille Hayes, the <i>Gazette-Journal<\/i> reporter who organized the fruitcake survival test.  The result?  A &#8220;tire-marked, raisin-flecked smear on the asphalt,&#8221; Hayes writes.<\/p>\n<p>Uh-huh.  That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about.  Now somebody go find Arianna Huffington and tell her to kiss my ass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.photodude.com\/weblog\/archives\/00000449.shtml\">Photodude<\/a>)<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fruitcake Bashing: &#8220;The Reno Gazette-Journal, in an effort to rid its readers&#8217; homes of [fruitcakes], mounted a series of experiments to determine the best way to destroy a gift &#8216;nearly everyone receives and few actually want,&#8217;&#8221; Reuters reports. A coupla&#8217; tommygun volleys couldn&#8217;t do the trick &#8212; nor could a free fall onto concrete from two stories. But the fruitcake proved no match for an SUV and its 3000 lbs<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=292\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}