{"id":28086,"date":"2011-06-04T13:06:17","date_gmt":"2011-06-04T19:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=28086"},"modified":"2012-02-20T22:37:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T05:37:06","slug":"a-citizen-journalist-plans-his-day-in-the-new-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=28086","title":{"rendered":"a CITIZEN JOURNALIST plans his day in the New Normal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.  wake up, thank Jesus or whomever for pre-Mr Roboto Styx.<br \/>\n2.  prepare a pot of slow-cooked chicken chili<br \/>\n3.  support the indiscriminate killing of old people whose bodies will<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GnY40aR2h_Y\"> &#8220;literally&#8221;<\/a> litter the streets as a result of any attempt to cut the size of the federal government and control spending.  Plus, screw the children.  And the poor.  And maybe have a Greek-style yogurt.<br \/>\n4.  check out kennels for the dogs so they can eat while we&#8217;re in NYC later this month.<br \/>\n5.  go to Super Target to get some food shopping done; re-seed the back lawn while cursing the prairie rabbits that ate the last one.<br \/>\n6.  make dinner<br \/>\n7.  read to son, put him to bed, make his lunch for tomorrow, then rest my evil deranged head on my evil deranged pillow.<br \/>\n8.  dream of #3; pollute the air with loud carbon emissions.  And methane, depending on what happens re #6.<br \/>\n9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. wake up, thank Jesus or whomever for pre-Mr Roboto Styx. 2. prepare a pot of slow-cooked chicken chili 3. support the indiscriminate killing of old people whose bodies will &#8220;literally&#8221; litter the streets as a result of any attempt to cut the size of the federal government and control spending. Plus, screw the children. And the poor. And maybe have a Greek-style yogurt. 4. check out kennels for the<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=28086\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37109,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28086\/revisions\/37109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}