{"id":2800,"date":"2004-08-05T18:13:44","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T01:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2800"},"modified":"2004-08-05T18:13:44","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T01:13:44","slug":"the-atrios-buys-a-t-shirt-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2800","title":{"rendered":"The Atrios Buys a T-Shirt poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

for Glenn Reynolds<\/i>*<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nI was going to
\n
\nbuy a three-pack
\n
\nof Fruit of the Loom
\n
\ncrew necks in
\n
\na nice, traditional
\n
\n     white\n<\/p>\n

\nBut then I thought,
\n
\nWhat would a<\/i>
\n
\nwhite t-shirt say
\n
\nabout my commitment
\n
\nto the colored
\n
\n     people<\/i>?\n<\/p>\n

\nSo I went with
\n
\na pricey Benetton
\n
\nV-neck, instead —
\n
\nstriped in seven
\n
\ncolors, just like a
\n
\n     rainbow.\n<\/p>\n

\nCoda<\/b>\n<\/p>\n

\nJaneane Garofalo
\n
\nreally digs my
\n
\nnew rainbow
\n
\ntee!  And how
\n
\nfreakin’ cool is
\n
\n     that<\/i>?
\n<\/p>\n

\n****
\n<\/p>\n

More here,<\/a> here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, and here<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nupdate<\/i><\/b>:  How sad.<\/a> I mean, how really really really<\/i> sad… (h\/t Sean M.)\n<\/p>\n

\nThe moonshine-runnin’ cracker cousin of update<\/i><\/b>:  Baldilocks weighs in<\/a>.  And she brings graphics.  More here,<\/a> too.  And here.<\/a> And here.<\/a> And here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

for Glenn Reynolds* I was going to buy a three-pack of Fruit of the Loom crew necks in a nice, traditional      white But then I thought, What would a white t-shirt say about my commitment to the colored      people? So I went with a pricey Benetton V-neck, instead — striped in seven colors, just like a      rainbow. Coda Janeane Garofalo really digs my new rainbow tee!  And how freakin’ cool<\/p>\n

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