{"id":2788,"date":"2004-08-07T21:11:12","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T04:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2004-08-07T21:11:12","modified_gmt":"2004-08-08T04:11:12","slug":"scenes-from-my-driveway-continued-x-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2788","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from my driveway, continued x 31"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me:<\/b> “Nice t-shirt, racist.”\n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat Neighbor:<\/b> “I beg your pardon?”\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “You heard me, you lynch-happy moonshine cracker.”\n<\/p>\n

\nDeadbeat Neighbor:<\/b> “But I’m not even wearing a shirt—“\n<\/p>\n

\nMe:<\/b> “Yeah, yeah, go tell it on a mountain, honky.  I ain’t your punk bitch.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: “Nice t-shirt, racist.” Deadbeat Neighbor: “I beg your pardon?” Me: “You heard me, you lynch-happy moonshine cracker.” Deadbeat Neighbor: “But I’m not even wearing a shirt—“ Me: “Yeah, yeah, go tell it on a mountain, honky.  I ain’t your punk bitch.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scenes-from-my-driveway"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}