{"id":2787,"date":"2004-08-08T16:47:41","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T23:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2787"},"modified":"2004-08-08T16:47:41","modified_gmt":"2004-08-08T23:47:41","slug":"if-instead-of-a-pampered-heiress-teresa-heinz-kerry-were-a-bar-of-soap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2787","title":{"rendered":"If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a bar of soap"},"content":{"rendered":"

THK:<\/b> “I’ll be having my breakfast on the terrace today, Conchita.  Make sure there’s no pulp in the orange juice this time, you hear?”\n<\/p>\n

\nConchita:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n

\nTHK:<\/b> “Conchita…?”\n<\/p>\n

\nConchita:<\/b> “Here’s an idea:  why don’ you try esqueezing your own <\/i>damn orange juice, you bossy, evil bar of soap?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THK: “I’ll be having my breakfast on the terrace today, Conchita.  Make sure there’s no pulp in the orange juice this time, you hear?” Conchita: THK: “Conchita…?” Conchita: “Here’s an idea:  why don’ you try esqueezing your own damn orange juice, you bossy, evil bar of soap?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}