{"id":2783,"date":"2004-08-09T17:33:44","date_gmt":"2004-08-10T00:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2004-08-09T17:33:44","modified_gmt":"2004-08-10T00:33:44","slug":"my-second-brief-conversation-with-senator-robert-byrds-d-wv-grand-kleagle-hood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2783","title":{"rendered":"My second brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd&#8217;s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div align=\"center\"><img alt=\"Buttered grits with a little salt and pepper.&nbsp; Ain't nothing tastier.\"src=\"http:\/\/www.proteinwisdom.com\/images\/hood.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>  &#8220;&#8230;So, big fan of the NBA are you?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>hood:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>  &#8220;Hip hop?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>hood:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>  &#8220;How &#8216;bout  Kool-Aid?&nbsp; You like the cherry Kool-Aid?&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.indcjournal.com\/archives\/000743.php\">*<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>hood:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>hood<\/b>:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>  &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s what I <i>thought<\/i> you&#8217;d say&#8230;&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>hood:<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>me:<\/b>  &#8220;&#8230;Ofay.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me: &#8220;&#8230;So, big fan of the NBA are you?&#8221; hood: me: &#8220;Hip hop?&#8221; hood: me: &#8220;How &#8216;bout Kool-Aid?&nbsp; You like the cherry Kool-Aid?&#8221;* hood: me: hood: me: &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s what I thought you&#8217;d say&#8230;&#8221; hood: me: &#8220;&#8230;Ofay.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-brief-conversations-with-inanimate-objects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}