{"id":21307,"date":"2010-09-22T10:12:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T16:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=21307"},"modified":"2010-09-22T10:12:14","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T16:12:14","slug":"if-instead-of-engaging-in-a-potentially-truly-destructive-lame-duck-session-the-progressive-led-congress-was-a-college-frat-boy-with-a-passed-out-zeta-and-a-stash-of-roofies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=21307","title":{"rendered":"If instead of engaging in a potentially truly destructive lame duck session, the &quot;progressive&quot;-&quot;led&quot; Congress was a college frat boy with a passed out Zeta and a stash of roofies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Congress<\/strong>:  &#8220;Well, were you awake &#8212; and not quite so fucking stupid &#8212; you&#8217;d be like, <em>beg<\/em>ging me for it.  And even if you weren&#8217;t, you <em>should<\/em>.  So let&#8217;s do this thang&#8230;!&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/netrightdaily.com\/2010\/09\/congress%E2%80%99-ugly-duckling-a-lame-duck-session\/\">*<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congress: &#8220;Well, were you awake &#8212; and not quite so fucking stupid &#8212; you&#8217;d be like, begging me for it. And even if you weren&#8217;t, you should. So let&#8217;s do this thang&#8230;!&#8221;*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}