{"id":2122,"date":"2004-04-24T20:18:05","date_gmt":"2004-04-25T03:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2122"},"modified":"2004-04-24T20:18:05","modified_gmt":"2004-04-25T03:18:05","slug":"i-made-this-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2122","title":{"rendered":"I made this!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deanesmay.com\/archives\/007096.html#007096\">campaign<\/a> looks more and more like an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alarmingnews.com\/archives\/000899.html\">&#8220;X-Files&#8221; episode<\/a> with each passing day. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about the rest of you, but me, I&#8217;m stocking up on silver bullets, sharpened stakes, and cloves of garlic strung into demon-repellent necklaces.  I&#8217;m also thinking about writing a flat tax manifesto and folding it into the shape of a crucifix.  Just in case.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"standardwhite\">Lenin to Kerry:  &#8220;Beware the power of the seance, comrade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lennon to Kerry:  &#8220;I never liked that Yoko wouldn&#8217;t shave her legs or under her arms.  I regret not having told her that.  It&#8217;s my only regret, really &#8212; besides getting shot.  Oh, and Ringo, of course.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry&#8217;s campaign looks more and more like an &#8220;X-Files&#8221; episode with each passing day. I don&#8217;t know about the rest of you, but me, I&#8217;m stocking up on silver bullets, sharpened stakes, and cloves of garlic strung into demon-repellent necklaces. I&#8217;m also thinking about writing a flat tax manifesto and folding it into the shape of a crucifix. Just in case. Lenin to Kerry: &#8220;Beware the power of the<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=2122\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}