{"id":18759,"date":"2010-05-13T21:06:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T03:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=18759"},"modified":"2010-05-13T21:06:44","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T03:06:44","slug":"a-note-to-that-dude-i-saw-today-wearing-the-purple-camo-cargo-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=18759","title":{"rendered":"a note to that guy I saw earlier today wearing the purple camo cargo pants \/ open thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dude.  Nobody&#8217;s gonna look for you in a vat of fucking grapes.  So the pants?  <i>Total overkill<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Just saying.<\/p>\n<p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. Nobody&#8217;s gonna look for you in a vat of fucking grapes. So the pants? Total overkill. Just saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}