{"id":1842,"date":"2002-07-25T16:00:28","date_gmt":"2002-07-25T23:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2002-07-25T16:00:28","modified_gmt":"2002-07-25T23:00:28","slug":"excuse-me-stewardess-but-i-speak-jive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=1842","title":{"rendered":"“Excuse me, stewardess. But I speak jive…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Subaverage<\/a>: Introducing PossePops<\/a>, the “solid cold chillin’ [ice cream bar] treat” that comes wrapped in the wisdom of the street. To wit: here’s the message adorning the wrapping of the “Knock You Out” bar — vanilla ice cream with a crunchy milk chocolate coating!<\/p>\n

Yea Boyz + Girlz, check this out! Using drugs is wack. Don’t play yourself out, ’cause drugs’ll knock you out and put you out of the game. Stay clean, lean, & mean. If you peep your homie doin’ it, tell him to chill then give ’em one of these solid cold chillin’ treats. In your face. Word.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yes, I’m serious. You can’t just make up this kinda shit. <\/p>\n

Anyway, as the maker of PossePops, Planet Ice Cream, Inc., notes in its Mission Statement<\/a> (yes, Planet Ice Cream has a Mission Statement — wouldn’t you<\/i>?), the company “does more than make and sell great ice cream”; indeed, it strives to “enlighten children (and adults too) to important social, environmental and economic issues […] Our hope is create a fun, non-threatening environment for debate on these issues between varied groups of people and to help children and young adults establish a strong community-based value system.”<\/p>\n

— Which of course is what most of us have come to demand out of an ice cream vendor… <\/p>\n

In my day, for example, I took my<\/i> life lessons from the neighborhood Good Humor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Via Subaverage: Introducing PossePops, the “solid cold chillin’ [ice cream bar] treat” that comes wrapped in the wisdom of the street. To wit: here’s the message adorning the wrapping of the “Knock You Out” bar — vanilla ice cream with a crunchy milk chocolate coating! Yea Boyz + Girlz, check this out! Using drugs is wack. Don’t play yourself out, ’cause drugs’ll knock you out and put you out of<\/p>\n

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