{"id":13231,"date":"2008-09-08T17:08:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T23:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=13231"},"modified":"2008-09-08T17:08:48","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T23:08:48","slug":"a-citizen-journalist-reports-from-battleground-usa-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=13231","title":{"rendered":"a CITIZEN JOURNALIST reports from battleground USA, 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a pique of sociological curiosity, I asked my son&#8217;s pre-K teacher if she had any children of her own &#8212; and if so, why the hell wasn&#8217;t she home with <em>them<\/em> instead of here at school, watching my son mangle a glue stick?  Did she not realize, I asked her, that her progeny could be out somewhere getting their adolescent freak on?  I mean, who is <i>she<\/i> to think she can take a job outside the house when &#8212; <em>right at this very moment<\/em> &#8212; her kids could be in a field somewhere, hopped up on X and fucking like wired rabbits to Fat Boy Slim!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Which, it turns out, was probably a bad tack to take.  Seems she&#8217;d had a hysterectomy many years back and can&#8217;t have kids of her own, and so she just kinda burst out crying before running to get security.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, now I have more time to spend with the kid again while we try to find a new school that&#8217;ll accept him.  So, like, <em>glass half full.<\/em>..!<\/p>\n<p>Developing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a pique of sociological curiosity, I asked my son&#8217;s pre-K teacher if she had any children of her own &#8212; and if so, why the hell wasn&#8217;t she home with them instead of here at school, watching my son mangle a glue stick? Did she not realize, I asked her, that her progeny could be out somewhere getting their adolescent freak on? I mean, who is she to think<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=13231\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}