{"id":12489,"date":"2008-06-12T16:29:24","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T22:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=12489"},"modified":"2008-06-12T16:29:24","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T22:29:24","slug":"the-my-sons-brand-new-bunk-bed-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=12489","title":{"rendered":"The “my son’s brand new bunk bed” poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

my son’s brand new bunk bed —
\na fixed-financed contraption of pine
\nabutting a suburban textured white
\nwall — towers skyward like Jacob’s
\n        famous ladder.<\/p>\n

— or at least, it would<\/em>, were
\nI able to figure out the goddamned
\nassembly instructions. Fucking
\nChinese. What, communism isn’t
\n        sadistic enough…?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

my son’s brand new bunk bed — a fixed-financed contraption of pine abutting a suburban textured white wall — towers skyward like Jacob’s         famous ladder. — or at least, it would, were I able to figure out the goddamned assembly instructions. Fucking Chinese. What, communism isn’t         sadistic enough…?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-protein-wisdom-original-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}