{"id":11684,"date":"2008-04-03T18:09:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T00:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=11684"},"modified":"2008-04-03T18:09:03","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T00:09:03","slug":"glorious-new-orifices-for-the-beholding-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=11684","title":{"rendered":"Glorious New Orifices for the Beholding [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/justoneminute.typepad.com\/main\/2008\/04\/truth-put-your.html\">Tom Maguire<\/a> performs mass moral surgery.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/americandigest.org\/mt-archives\/bad_americans\/the_color_stupi.php\">Alice<\/a> is gonna need a walker when Gerard Van der Leun&#8217;s done with her. (h\/t baldilocks)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Maguire performs mass moral surgery. Alice is gonna need a walker when Gerard Van der Leun&#8217;s done with her. (h\/t baldilocks)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":587,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/587"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}