{"id":1129,"date":"2002-02-23T18:12:14","date_gmt":"2002-02-24T01:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=1129"},"modified":"2002-02-23T18:12:14","modified_gmt":"2002-02-24T01:12:14","slug":"til-somebody-with-a-key-do-us-part","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=1129","title":{"rendered":"“‘Til Somebody With A Key Do Us Part…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

More from the ‘you can’t make this stuff up’ files: “A US judge has ordered an estranged couple to be handcuffed together<\/a> and jailed during a divorce hearing,” Ananova reports.<\/p>\n

Judge Gregory Pittman ordered they be cuffed together and shackled to a holding cell bench ‘until somebody decides that they’re going to not lie to the court.’<\/p>\n

The order was made after Sabrena and Kirk Smith’s stories contradicted each other during a hearing in Muskegon County.<\/p>\n

After the couple’s lawyers conferred with the judge, Sabrena Smith dropped a complaint that her husband had violated a protection order. They were released half an hour later.<\/p>\n

Sabrena Smith later said the complaint was true and she withdrew it to stay out of jail.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Related: Judge orders participants in car accident dispute to serve as crash test dummies.
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More from the ‘you can’t make this stuff up’ files: “A US judge has ordered an estranged couple to be handcuffed together and jailed during a divorce hearing,” Ananova reports. Judge Gregory Pittman ordered they be cuffed together and shackled to a holding cell bench ‘until somebody decides that they’re going to not lie to the court.’ The order was made after Sabrena and Kirk Smith’s stories contradicted each other<\/p>\n

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