{"id":10742,"date":"2008-01-19T10:24:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-19T16:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=10742"},"modified":"2008-01-19T10:24:39","modified_gmt":"2008-01-19T16:24:39","slug":"o-bitchuary-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=10742","title":{"rendered":"O! Bitchuary! [Dan Collins]"},"content":{"rendered":"

If Britney Spears were to die today<\/a>, it appears that at least one news organization is admitting that it is ready to go with her obituary.TMZ.com reported that The Associated Press has a pre-written obituary ready to go for the embattled pop singer. The celebrity gossip Web site confirmed the obituary with AP Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington, who explained the reasoning of the article to Us Weekly. “We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now, but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared,” Washington told the magazine.<\/p>\n\n\n
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Washington also told Us that the AP has a “pretty extensive obituary operation,” and that staffers are “constantly adding people.”Pre-written or pre-taped obituaries are not uncommon in the news industry, especially for high-profile people who are ill or elderly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think that we should have our own PW collection of obits, so that we’re prepared for those very sad occasions when our readership soars.<\/p>\n

O! You Airy Bitch!<\/p>\n

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Associated Press<\/font><\/p>\n

LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan<\/font><\/strong><\/a> is about to see dead people.<\/p>\n

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue <\/a>as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.<\/p>\n

She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.<\/p>\n

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

h\/t Hot Air<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If Britney Spears were to die today, it appears that at least one news organization is admitting that it is ready to go with her obituary.TMZ.com reported that The Associated Press has a pre-written obituary ready to go for the embattled pop singer. The celebrity gossip Web site confirmed the obituary with AP Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington, who explained the reasoning of the article to Us Weekly. “We would never<\/p>\n

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