Hillary Clinton officially declared she’s not a lesbian - not that there’s anything wrong with that.During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine’s news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, “How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you’re a lesbian?”

Even though I don’t give much credence to what Hillary says, I believe this is true.  If she were a lesbian, she’d have married someone more femme . . . like Silky Pony or Dr. Ric.

Melissa McEwan, with whom I am evidently obsessed, writes that CNN’s deliberately chosen the ugliest photo of Hillary she’s ever seen, in order to undermine her claim that she’s not a lesbian.  Here’s Google’s first page of images for her.  I don’t know whether I agree with her.

It’s possible, I guess, that there are a lot of lesbian bashers at CNN.  But, you know, probably not worth the fauxtrage.