(with apologies to the Stylistics)
 If I could I’d like to be
The first black President
Overnight sensation
Run the US government
I could buy him anything
That Gordon Brown desires
This I won’t do
‘Cause I’m so not into you
(So not into you)
Now that I’m the President
And sit behind this desk
I am so radical
That I scare Wall Street to death
I will hold a meeting for
The press to let them know
You’re really screwed
‘Cause I’m so not into you
(So not into you)
I’m just the Christ, Progressive Christ
Doing everything to pull this heist
But if I could, I’d take it all from you
I’d like to someday save the natural world
From changes in its clime
There would be no neighbors
No revolting humankind
You might say that all I do
Is plan your life away
I guess it’s true
‘Cause I’m so not into you
I guess it’s true
‘Cause I’m so not into you
I guess it’s true
‘Cause I’m so not into you
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