She smote the gob of Andrew
He lay heartached on the floor
I was putting my own boot in
As the left cried out, “You whore!â€Â
Now the blogs were humming harder
Colmes’s post had flown away
When we called out for another dink
Avarosis had his say
And so it was recounted
(Dennis Miller told the tale)
That Obama, first just mostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, “I’m Sarah Palin,
What you see you get, with meâ€Â
But they fingered through their gender cards
A little nervously
That this chick was a Rethuglican
Really put them on the spot
When Rush opined that she was hot
They insisted she was not
And so it was recounted
(Dennis Miller told the tale)
That Obama, first just mostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, “I’m from Alaska,â€Â
To the man on NBC
Who rejoined, “I didn’t ask yaâ€Â
And begged to disagree
Stating, “You must be the harlot
Who took Maverick for a rideâ€Â
And she drubbed him so completely
He very nearly died
And so it was recounted
(Dennis Miller told the tale)
That Obama, first just mostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
If screeching be the speech of fools
Then Amanda is their Queen
As preposterous as it may appear
They claim their shit is clean
Likewise that is is most fragrant
When they vent it through their ass
And that their lies are made of truth
When they are merely crass
And so it was recounted
(Dennis Miller told the tale)
That Obama, first just mostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
Comment by serr8d on 8/31 @ 9:26 pm #
A beaut, Dan.
Oh…
RACIST~!!!11!!!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 8/31 @ 9:28 pm #
First rate, Dan.
Comment by vite on 8/31 @ 11:29 pm #
I’m appalled by this latest from Sullivan
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/08/things-that-mak.html
Now, he is demanding that Palin hand over her medical records (something Clinton and Obama never had to do) and explain her daughter’s ring. These people are going NUTS. They’re like the damn Salem Witch Hunt. Or the Crucible. I’m ashamed. I used to be a fan of Andrews. This is pretty disgusting. I hope Palin DOES respond. I hope she MASHES them with this, and makes the whole country DISGUSTED by their behavior.
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/31 @ 11:33 pm #
Amazingly, viciously ugly. Thanks, vite. I think I’ll go vomit now.
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[...] I’ve been a bit of an apologist for Andrew for some time, characterizing him as a well-meaning hysteric and all-around excitable boy. No longer. This speculation on Sarah Palin’s gynecological history is so unseemly that it makes me believe that he’s gone completely off his rocker. [h/t vite] [...]
Comment by vite on 9/1 @ 12:10 am #
now he is looking at the hospital records. Doesn’t occur to him that the gov might not want her records made public? http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/08/births-at-mat-s.html
You know…I almost hope it’s true. Because think about it – if she is a grandmother, claiming her teenage daughter’s “DOWN SYNDROME baby” as her own, in order to allow her teenage daughter some semblance of a youthful life, doesn’t that actually speak well of her? I think it does. They could have aborted the baby. Instead, they gave life to it and raise it. I think the dems (and Sullivan) are being very stupid to push this. It does not make the Palins look bad. It makes THE DEMS look bad. Which is why the mainstream press is staying away from it and letting Sullivan play the story by feeding him the links.
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Comment by McGehee on 9/1 @ 12:24 am #
Excitable Andy being gobsmackingly vile?
Shocker.
Comment by McGehee on 9/1 @ 12:25 am #
Um, that blockquote wasn’t supposed to be there.
Comment by Jimi H. on 9/1 @ 12:30 am #
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful, Dan.
Comment by Peter Fonda on 9/1 @ 12:31 am #
I know what it’s like to be dead.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/1 @ 12:37 am #
Nevermind Peter, different song.
Carry on.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 9/1 @ 12:42 am #
May we never hear surf music again.
Comment by McGehee on 9/1 @ 12:57 am #
SBP, I wouldn’t mind hearing “Wipeout” just one more time. In a couple of months.
Comment by vanderleun on 9/1 @ 3:45 am #
Standing Ovulation for Dan!
Comment by Blitz on 9/2 @ 1:48 am #
I don’t like going there, and have been banned under varis names, but this one looks like it’s going to stick. I really want an answer.
“I read your post. for the first time, I actually read the whole thing? Here’s my problem. I cannot see how you equate “Anti-feminism†with anything Sarah Palin has done…
Maybe I just don’t get it, as I usually disagree? But please, on this one? Help me out, ok?
Blitz on 09/01 at 09:42 PM
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Comment by Frank Pulley on 10/13 @ 11:50 am #
“Standing Ovulation for Dan”
Yes a purple period indeed!