Archive for: October 2007

October 31, 2007

Da Bomb [B Moe]

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Hamas militants have launched a new weapon in their struggle with Israel: a troupe of honey-voiced singers known as Protectors of the Homeland.

Formed in the summer as part of the arts department of Hamas’s domestic security service, the Executive …

Who Knew? (CraigC)

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I know this is counter-intuitive, but it turns out that waitresses with big tits get better tips. I’m glad this was (apparently) some college student’s paper. I’d hate to think that someone paid for this study.

Monologues of Man

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kssssssss….

Is this thing on? Hey. I was wondering when the other end would open up. You can never be completely certain when and if it will. Anyhow, I have some prepared statements, which is to say, I’m just going to go off-the-cuff. On these subjects, it’s really the same thing.

Everything had its purpose.

Can you smeeeeellllll that rock a-cookin?

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Oil from a stone.

Good news.

Happy Halloween all, see you in a couple of weeks.

That’s a Relief! (CraigC)

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KATHMANDU: Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said on Tuesday.

I had postponed my vacation to Nepal because …

NOW you tell us? [Dan Collins]

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Thanks a lot, Dr. “Burn in” Helen!  Sinner has advice.

Quote of the day? “If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist,” said the company’s Stephen Forshaw.

Scared Shirtless [Dan Collins]

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I have no problem with women going shirtless, though I respect the sensibilities of others enough not to pierce my navel and go about in a cropped top and hot pants (NTTAWWT).

 Parsing this, though, is a bit difficult:
The …

Don’t Think About Hillary (CraigC)

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Ok, so it’s not a major broadcast network, but this is the funniest shit to come from a network TV show in a long time.  Thanks to Allah.

Shake, Rattle, and Roll (CraigC)

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We just had a major earthquake here. I don’t know any details yet, but I imagine it was the Hayward Fault. We’re far enough away that the serious shaking we got probably means it was a big one, possibly a …

October 30, 2007

North Korean Style Brainwashing

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At the University of Delaware.  This is incredible:

Many universities try to indoctrinate students, but the all-time champion in this category is surely the University of Delaware. With no guile at all the university has laid out a brutally specific …

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