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October 10, 2007
Hot Foreign Affairs Officer [Dan Collins]
makes terrorism, non-proliferation assignment in Saudi curiously bland.
Hot but curiously bland Foreign Affairs Officer Tara Foley Also, racist comment spam Libtard stupidity op: “Yeah, like Laura Bush gives a rat’s ass about foreign people of color.” 21 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=9969 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by Moron Pundit on 10/10 @ 6:48 am #
I’m in the wrong business.
Comment by Mike C. on 10/10 @ 7:37 am #
Because nothing ever happens at the American Embassy in Saudi Arabia.
Comment by happyfeet on 10/10 @ 7:57 am #
She looks very clean and happy.
Comment by joey buzz on 10/10 @ 8:20 am #
Nice Girl. I was so glad to read that “the night air was soft and warm” as I was worried about that over there.
Comment by thgrant on 10/10 @ 8:32 am #
Her site provides a subtle but revealing example of the diplomatic mind. It is difficult to read, because of the lack of contrast between background and text and the intermitent fading pattern. Likewise, diplomats seem to make their living obfuscating the meaning of words, making meaning of what was said difficult to decipher. It hurts my eyes to read it, but I suspect that I’m not missing much. One of the first comments mentions getting together to compare notes, (I’m paraphrasing here), but nothing more. As she still works at State, I would expect nothing but platitudes and PC non-statements. I do know this, she wore what ever the Saudis told her to.
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 10/10 @ 8:41 am #
- Emcee: “Miss Washington DC….If you win the Miss America crown, tell us what you would do to solve worldwide poverty, and bring an end to all wars and suffering…..”
- Ms Foley: “Erm….Well I think thats what people of the US can do to learn more about geography…and they need more maps so the children of Southern African nations will understand better about other places in the world…and…..erm…..yes, and we don’t have enough maps in our public schools, so we need to feed the hungry people in places where maps are hard to find and bring an end to war, but leaning is the most important thing so we should make sure everyone has maps….and food…anf good schools to learn about places that…?…..um…..”
- Ms Foley:“….Could you pronounce the word map, and use it in a sentence please….”
Comment by BJTexs on 10/10 @ 8:47 am #
She could have written “It was a dark and stormy night” but that wouldn’t have worked so well in the desert. Maybe something like “It was a dry, humorless and fatwa free night when I landed in Riyadh.”
Diplospeak is so hard even for bland, hot Foreign Affairs Officers.
BURKA, BURKA!
Comment by thor on 10/10 @ 9:10 am #
Her lack of carnality truly disturbs me.
Comment by slickdpdx on 10/10 @ 9:16 am #
How did Janeanne Garofolo land that assignment?
Comment by Ted Nugent's Soul Patch on 10/10 @ 9:37 am #
If I join the CIA and Ms. Foley and I happen to get married, can I send her on a fact-finding mission to Iran to see if they really are developing a nuclear weapons program?
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 10/10 @ 9:38 am #
- Ms Foley:“….because obviously starving people can’t eat maps…that would just be silly you know….but we can educate people better in our schools so they’ll know where all these places are that need maps….and food….and we need maps so we can figure out where the wars are we need to end, and a lot more maps and food, don’t forget the food…. and maps of course.….â€Â
Comment by buzz on 10/10 @ 10:13 am #
“How did Janeanne Garofolo land that assignment?”
Not on her best day. Garofolo WISHES she was a hot Foreign Affairs Officer.
Comment by mojo on 10/10 @ 11:04 am #
Hot?
Luke-warm, maybe.
Comment by psychologizer on 10/10 @ 11:26 am #
Not on her best day.
For about six months in the early ’90s, Garofalo was well on her way to teh secksy.
The shocking decline in her looks and reason started out as a — frankly, insane — attempt to woo Eddie Vedder.
(Don’t ask.)
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 10/10 @ 12:09 pm #
- Ms Foley:“…and the maps should be the pretty ones like you get from National Geographic, not those dinky litle things you see on the backs of napkins from hotels or anything…and no junk food….just good organic thingies….Um…..and thats sort of what I’d like to do for poverty and stuff…”
- Emcee:“…Um….so then thats what you’d do if you won the Miss America crown….well I want to thank…huh…”
- Ms Foley:“Miss America?….*giggle*…Noooooo….I’m not a contestant…..I’m with Herbies all-girl travling band from Pioria…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night…”
Comment by thor on 10/10 @ 12:58 pm #
Psycho, so you’re officially ruling out any chance of Janeanne Garofolo actually being Eddie Vedder doing double duty in drag?
I always held out that possibility.
Comment by Merovign on 10/10 @ 2:15 pm #
Sometimes creative writing majors don’t make it in creative writing, they have to fall back on those “international affairs” classes.
If your writing is too bland and content-free to make it in the humanities department, I guess you have no choice but the bureaucracy.
Comment by tanstaafl on 10/10 @ 3:31 pm #
“Yeah, like Laura Bush gives a rat’s ass about foreign people of color.â€Â
A walking around extant being (possibly even chewing gum at the same time) actually said that ?
FPOC to describe the Burmese ?
The planet is doomed.
Comment by narciso on 10/10 @ 4:47 pm #
Wait a minute, they have weapons of mass destruction in Saudi Arabia; how’d that happen
Comment by Chairman Me on 10/10 @ 5:40 pm #
Diplomatic immunity means no need for condoms, right?
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