I’m too drunk to write a poem –
though if you’d like, I’m happy to
eat a jar of pickled peppers for,
say, five bucks, a condom, and
a
sixer
of
MGD
draft…?
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September 19, 2007
the “I’m too drunk to write a poem” poem
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Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 3:22 pm #
How about a jar of those peppers that they have on the table at Steak & Shake ?
Comment by Major John on 9/19 @ 3:25 pm #
MGD? I’d hold out for some Chimay Gran Reserve if were you.
Comment by Pablo on 9/19 @ 3:30 pm #
Five bucks?
You’re gonna have to put out.
Comment by Joan of Argghh! on 9/19 @ 3:36 pm #
Aren’t all poems written by people who are too drunk to weild a pen? Or a keyboard?
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 3:41 pm #
enablers, the lot of you
Comment by A fine scotch on 9/19 @ 3:57 pm #
You too drunk to read the news? I think that’s gonna be Rather’s contention in his lawsuit against CBS:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/19/tv.ratherlawsuit.ap/index.html
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 4:01 pm #
The thing that always bugged me about Rather was his, you know, intense on-air demeanor. Other than that…
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 4:26 pm #
Is the point of his suit that SeeBS should have done a better job defending a couple of lying liars than they did?
Comment by Merovign on 9/19 @ 5:09 pm #
I think “Rather also had his detractors” is one of those “all-time greatest understatements.”
Though maybe constant drunkenness helps explain Rather’s “folksy sayings” about frogs with handguns and the like.
Comment by ccs on 9/19 @ 5:24 pm #
What can I get for a four pack of Becks?
Comment by ccs on 9/19 @ 5:28 pm #
pffft
Comment by ccs on 9/19 @ 5:28 pm #
Make that a three pack of Becks
Comment by B Moe on 9/19 @ 5:53 pm #
“I’m too drunk to write a poem –”
About time to start writing lyrics, then.
Comment by Darleen on 9/19 @ 5:59 pm #
Old Dan’o is beginning to remind me of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 6:30 pm #
they have nice hair for women their age
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 6:30 pm #
they look so sad though
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 6:39 pm #
That sounds bad. I might have to rethink this whole freedom thing. Props to Senator Warner though.
Comment by km on 9/19 @ 8:45 pm #
I’m too drunk to comment. But I never let that stop me.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 8:55 pm #
Surely somebody has a good limerick.
Comment by maggie katzen on 9/19 @ 9:53 pm #
oh, happyfeet, the best quote is the first bit:
“President George W. Bush’s administration Wednesday beat off…”
yeah, I’m tipsy. ;D
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 10:07 pm #
good catch maggie – the article makes a lot more sense now that I get the idiom…
“critics branded the bill a “back-door” attempt”
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 10:19 pm #
oh. “MGD draft” is redundant isn’t it? I just saw that. Troubling.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 9/20 @ 8:18 am #
I just pickled several jars of habaneros! Bet you’d need more than a sixer of MGD to scarf them down straight though. Having the fire department stand by would probably be a good start.
Comment by RiverC on 9/20 @ 8:35 am #
What the hell is this ‘brainwash’? Looks pinko-ish. My rude conservative sensibilities are aroused from their normative slumber.
Comment by Rightwingsparkle on 9/20 @ 8:50 am #
Here is another interesting tidbit. A journalist finally aske Hillary the “L” question:
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2007/09/someone-finally-asks-hillary-question.html
and Hip hop culture says “we aren’t as sick as the gay culture at least”
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2007/09/hip-hop-rails-against-gay-culture.html
Comment by A fine scotch on 9/20 @ 8:55 am #
Jeff,
Did you see VDH’s comment today about sickness in academia? I think it dovetails nicely with a lot of your posts here.
VDH’s comment is here.
Comment by Drumwaster on 9/20 @ 9:12 am #
I’m guessing “There once was a man from Nantucket…” wouldn’t quite cut it, eh?
Comment by RiverC on 9/20 @ 9:41 am #
I once had ‘a drink or two’
Contextually, ‘quite a few’;
The spirits had spunk
And nary a skunk
A gastrointestinal Waterloo!
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