Ahmadinejad does Sinatra
In a move that has stunned New York, the Bloomberg administration is in discussions to escort the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, to ground zero during his visit to New York next week, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said today.
Can I say that I’m stunned, too? I mean, I’m not a New Yorker or anything so supposedly I’m not allowed an opinion vis a vis 9/11 and Ground Zero.
Update Looks like someone regained a few wits as Amahdawackjob’s request is denied (thanks mojo!)
Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly caused considerable confusion earlier today when he suggested that the request was still pending. In fact, police officials said later, the request  made at a meeting that included the Secret Service and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey  was denied for reasons of security and safety.
Geez, when did NYPD go girlieman? How about denied because you are a terrorist, jew-hating, holocaust-denying m*fucker.
But the bearded-wonder will be getting a nice reception from Columbia.
Also today, the president of Columbia University, Lee C. Bollinger, announced that Mr. Ahmadinejad would speak at the university on Monday.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/19 @ 1:41 pm #
There are a couple of nice drop-offs at Ground Zero, aren’t there?
Comment by BJTexs on 9/19 @ 1:48 pm #
Yup, just what I was thinking. Maybe Mikey wants to talk to Ahmadinnerjacket about whether or not Shia Islam bans trans fats. Nothing like a little moral relativism and state sponsored diet tips to make the time go by.
Can’t we just arrange to push ‘em both in the hole?
Comment by chrisbg99 on 9/19 @ 1:48 pm #
How about a drop off the Empire State Building?
Comment by Squid on 9/19 @ 1:50 pm #
I think the Secret Service should say “Go ahead, but we’re washing our hands of the whole thing.”
So long as the Ahmadinejad Memorial is 1/2772 the size of the WTC Memorial, I think everyone should be happy.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/19 @ 1:54 pm #
Wouldn’t this be like squiring Moussolini around Auschwitz in the late 40’s? (theoretically)
Comment by mojo on 9/19 @ 2:08 pm #
LGF now says NYPD put the kibosh on this stupid idea.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 2:11 pm #
Bloomberg. He is a funny little man. Lots of queer notions.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/19 @ 3:01 pm #
Bloomberg: where milkshakes go to become cottage cheese.
Sorry. Been drinking.
Comment by Merovign on 9/19 @ 3:09 pm #
I missed my chance earlier, but still I say, belatedly, whiskey tango foxtrot?
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 3:14 pm #
Maybe we could get some Mossad folks to moonlight as private security contractors for Ahmanicrazyeyes.
Comment by dicentra on 9/19 @ 3:24 pm #
Now look, you ignorant wingers. Hospitality is very important to Middle Easterners. If we’re nice to him, he’ll be obliged to dismantle his nuclear program bolt by bolt.
With his mind…
Comment by buzz on 9/19 @ 4:03 pm #
Don’t know why he wants to look at that. He will probably be getting his own smoking crater in the ground in Iran shortly. Maybe a bunch of them. Although, I don’t know if he will be in a position to look at them. Unless its from the bottom up.
Comment by Pennypacker on 9/19 @ 4:14 pm #
Could someone tell me why a foreign dignitary, from a nation we are not at war with, who had nothing to do with 9/11, whose Shia religion is disdained by the group that DID attack the WTC, and whose alleged proxies in Iraq are getting shot by a group supposedly aligned with the group that attacked us on 9/11…..
….why shouldn’t he visit the site. Is the King of Jordan allowed? Mubrarak? Sarkoze? Putin? Is this some sort of anti-Muslim tirade? I just don’t get why having another country’s president is so offensive. Tell Gordon Brown to stay at home, I guess.
Comment by J. Peden on 9/19 @ 4:14 pm #
Mr. Kelly said the NYPD and Secret Service were in discussions with the Iranian Mission about the logistics for the possible visit, and whether it will take place at all. He said that… Mr. Ahmadinejad would not be allowed to descend into the pit, pending installation of the pendulum.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/19 @ 4:15 pm #
Mahmoud probably looked at Episcopal Bishop John Chane’s gracious hosting of Ayatollah Khameni at the National Cathedral and thought, “why not?”
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 4:24 pm #
Fudgepacker - Is that aggressive ignorance, or are you just being willfully obtuse?
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 4:37 pm #
Also, there is no reason to visit Ground Zero. It’s a construction site. There’s no like aura of tragedy to bask in there or whatever. Just like a lame sterile board confirming that yes this is Ground Zero yada yada yada and here’s a picture of what we’re building here. You can’t even get a sno-cone.
Comment by Dewclaw on 9/19 @ 4:48 pm #
Oh yea, P-Packer… lets just look back at what Ahmendijihad said about 9/11.
“That challenge is now being answered not because of our article but due to increased exposure of 9/11 and a clearer understanding of how governments create crises in order to justify wars.”
He should be disdained like the rest of you pointy-headed, “deep thinking,” apologist twatwaffles and the tinfoil-hat wearing truthers that match your intellectual heft.
Sorry guys and gals… I’m a little tipsy too, and my tolerance for leftist bullsh*t is pegged.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 5:02 pm #
Dewclaw - I thought you were quite restrained.
Comment by Pablo on 9/19 @ 5:05 pm #
We may not be at war with them, but they’ve been at war with us since 1979, and they’re doing their part in killing Americans today.
Nuance: the other white meat
Comment by Merovign on 9/19 @ 5:14 pm #
So, was today’s dimbulb a parody or the real thing? You be the judge.
Well, how about completely-burnt-out-and-smelling-of-sulfur bulb.
Maybe Penny “All He Wants To Do Is Kill Him Some Joooos, Is That So Wrong?” Packer will chime back in to help the contestants decide!
Comment by Cincinnatus on 9/19 @ 5:54 pm #
Why should we just escort him when we could fly him there?
Comment by Darleen on 9/19 @ 5:57 pm #
well, PP above is posting from: Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis
which I think, explains it.
Comment by eLarson on 9/19 @ 6:17 pm #
Ooey-Pooey? I’m not sure it does explain it, but I infer that they don’t “get” the concept of “propaganda” at that fine institution of higher learning. (More or less.)
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 6:20 pm #
Don’t go dissing on IUPUI. I take a class there every semester, and have found some, not all, of the Professors to be first rate.
FudgePacker, on the other hand, is not a parody. That passes for reasoned debate still on campus.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 6:28 pm #
I would love to hear “Don’t taze me, bro” come out of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s slimy mouth, right before 220 volts of electricity surged through his body. Does that make me a bad person?
Comment by lee on 9/19 @ 6:48 pm #
Yes.
Yes, JD. It makes us bad people.
Oh well…
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 6:49 pm #
Than a bad person, I am. Proudly.
Comment by Major John on 9/19 @ 7:27 pm #
Penny - so just where are all these EFPs and Qods folks coming from…The Moon?
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 9/19 @ 7:29 pm #
God, I hope the pennypacker dipshit was parody! I still am holding onto hope that there are people NOT that bereft of intelligence. I’m guessing I’m wrong.
So much stupidity in one little post. First off “shia” is not a religion. It is a sect of a religion. That religion? Islam. And if you really think that the sunnis hate the shia more than they all hate us, well then, you’re too dumb to keep thinking. And why no mention of the fact that his people are killing our people? Stupidity? Or is it just that our soldiers are insignificant killbots that deserve to die? Let me guess, she/he supports the troops? No, JD, NO university is immune from the psychosis better known as the moonbat virus. And anti-muslim? No. Anti crazed islamist? Yes.
Comment by Voice of Reason on 9/19 @ 7:32 pm #
Major John - They do not exist. They are as real as a moon landing filmed in a Hollywood film set. The Chimperor and his cronies at Halliburton have created them, and tossed that brazen lie out into the public square, and the wingnuts, predictably, pounced on it. Iran just wants to create their own power, so they can contribute to the reduction of greenhouse gases and noxious emissions, unlike the US whose favourite pastime is to pollute the planet and kill some minorities. If only they could find a way to do both at the same time. This is just another bogeyman, so they can trick you into fighting another war based on lies, sacrificing the lives of millions of Americans, just to line their own pockets. They have trained you to live in fear, and like Pablo’s dog, the wingnuts react.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 7:39 pm #
What kind of dog does Pablo have?
Comment by cranky-d on 9/19 @ 7:40 pm #
VoR has got his crazy parody hat on tonight. Well done. The “Pablo’s dog” was icing on the cake.
Comment by zipity on 9/19 @ 7:40 pm #
Yikes….M.Malkin is reporting he may show up at Ground Zero on his own, with the Secret Service detail we provide all heads of state. I’m so tired of fighting by the Marquess of Queensberry rules when those who want us dead are going by none. And our corner (the “loyal” opposition Democrats) are rooting for the other side…..
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 7:40 pm #
Oh. Pablo has a figurative dog.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 7:42 pm #
Dammit. Why did I have to type Pablo. I swear I was thinking of Pavlov, but thought Pablo might be funny.
Comment by lee on 9/19 @ 7:43 pm #
I’d like to see the video of Ahmadinnerjacket’s privite reaction to 9/11/01.
I’m guessing if I did, I wouldn’t want him within a 1000 miles of me.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 7:44 pm #
I think all of the zionist conspiracists should stage a rally at Ground Zero. Maybe a crowd of 5000 Hassidic Joooooooos would keep that crazy nutjob away. Or, it might provoke him into doing or saying something that would require the Secret Service to remove him from amongst the breathing.
Comment by cranky-d on 9/19 @ 7:44 pm #
Pablo’s dog isn’t like Schrodinger’s cat. At least, I don’t think so.
Anyway, I respond more to the sound of a beer opening than a ringing bell.
Comment by lee on 9/19 @ 7:45 pm #
Oh, and by “me”, I mean the US of A…
‘Cuz I’m THAT important…
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 7:53 pm #
I thought the Pablo’s dog was a great touch. Actually the satire alarm wouldn’t have gone off otherwise. I accidentally took 6 Excedrin PM last night instead of 3 and I’m not very sharp today.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/19 @ 8:02 pm #
Yikes!
We no longer live in “The Land Of The Free”.
Momnmy Bloomberg is going to run for President, and you had better watch your trans-fats.
What is going on here? A man that denies the Holocaust - but plans another one - is even considered for “Ground Zero” statis?
Burn Baby Burn…
I am shaking in my boots that my son might go to Columbia U. He has no idea who George bush is, but he hates him.
And I go naked to afford the school that he goes to…
Comment by zipity on 9/19 @ 8:13 pm #
Lost Dog, that is why I agree with the Liberals on abortion, but it should be legal until the so called “child” is 21
Comment by zipity on 9/19 @ 8:14 pm #
I hate it when the comment you are commenting on disappears….
Comment by zipity on 9/19 @ 8:15 pm #
or not…..damn wireless
Comment by zipity on 9/19 @ 8:18 pm #
Kneel in awe of scrappleface…
http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2693
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 8:29 pm #
zipity - What is a scrappleface?
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 9/19 @ 8:55 pm #
- So Jamaha-ha-dinah-jacket wants to see New York. Ok. I’ll volunteer to take him deep in Central park about 2 in the morning, strip his ass down, hand him his wallet, and say adios.
Leave him behind a maple…He’ll be fine.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 9:04 pm #
No one likes this guy, but he still gets an invitation to Columbia to talk. I would not hire anyone that went to Columbia cause we have Jewish clients and it just doesn’t seem wise. They seem to lack critical thinking skills there.
Comment by JD on 9/19 @ 9:04 pm #
Is that another one of those codewords like tapping your foot while dropping a Schumer?
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 9/19 @ 9:08 pm #
- Ou I know the perfect spot JD. Same place mom used to hide my Easter baskets. Tell him to be careful not to step on any crack heads or bag ladies. Easy as cake, piece of pie. His seconds could retrieve his body at the 124th street morgue.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/19 @ 9:17 pm #
Maybe if they had really good references.
Comment by maggie katzen on 9/19 @ 10:09 pm #
Ahmadinnerjacket: ah yes, this is a lovely construction project you have here. Thanks for letting me come. oh, and DeathtoAmerica!
yep, I can’t imagine why anyone would have a problem with him.
Comment by Sean M. on 9/20 @ 12:54 am #
I love that he doesn’t see any problem with that.
I mean, sure, the guy has “alleged proxies” setting up IEDs that kill our troops (allegedly) and trying to destabilize Iraq, but those guys are getting shot at by Sunnis, so it all evens out.
Putz.
Comment by Pablo on 9/20 @ 2:26 am #
Predictable. Easily manipulated.
Comment by Rusty on 9/20 @ 4:04 am #
Drop him off at the Port Authority bus station and let him walk the rest of the way. The experience will do him good.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/20 @ 4:25 am #
Does he have any working titles for his Columbia speech?
“Shortness: Don’t Let it Stop You”
“A Brief History of the Beard”
“7 Habits of People Who Want to Wipe Israel off the Face of the Earth”
Comment by klrtz1 on 9/20 @ 5:45 am #
Too bad there’s no chance he’ll get a pie in the face.
Pie!
Comment by Bostonian on 9/20 @ 5:51 am #
The man should not be permitted in the country.
Nor should most of the UN for that matter.
Comment by Matt, Esq. on 9/20 @ 5:51 am #
in light of Guilliani’s recent PR wins, he should show up at Ground Zero and tell the terrorist of Iran “YOU SHALL NOT …. PASS”. I firmly believe if he did so, he’d have the election wrapped up.
Comment by Big Bang (Pumping you up) on 9/20 @ 6:23 am #
“All UR countries R belong to US”
- You do know the moment he steps on American soil the US belongs to Islam. Says so in his “Jihadist guide to being a good guest: visiting the Infidels; proper curbing of your camel and other helpful travel hints”
Comment by BJTexs on 9/20 @ 6:29 am #
Matt Esq;
now if Rudy showed dressed in a long rong robe wielding a big stick and wearing long grey hair and beard? How cool would that be.
Or disturbing in a vague way…
Comment by kyle on 9/20 @ 7:18 am #
Uh, pennypacker?
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/20 @ 8:08 am #
Along with a few thousand resolute New Yawkas, this may well work. Is there a cop in NYC that would raise a hand to them?
Comment by Merovign on 9/20 @ 8:57 am #
klrtz1: Dude preaches genocide, funds terrorists, and sends troops to murder and maim “secretly” in Iraq, and you want to throw a pie at him?
I have to say, I admire your modesty.
kyle: Good luck with that one. Don’t worry, packboy will be back another day to post the same crap with different keywords, then run and hide again.
Comment by Squid on 9/20 @ 9:43 am #
Lost Dog, that is why I agree with the Liberals on abortion, but it should be legal until the so called “child†is 21
zipity: the preferred term is “72nd trimester”. FYI.
Comment by MarkD on 9/20 @ 10:41 am #
Bring him to the hole and fill it in, with him in it. One down, many more to go.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/20 @ 11:15 am #
In college, back in the day, “Laying a Wreath” was the more ambitious cousin to the “Hot Carl”. FYI
Comment by nikkolai on 9/20 @ 11:32 am #
Hang the Islamo-nazi half-pint by his heels. Pass out baseball bats. Everyone gets one free swing.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 9/20 @ 6:08 pm #
Well, so long as we can work the lamp post thingy in there I’m down with that..
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